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Schwartzenpussy: Pitch Not So Perfect


James Kennedy visits Baby Ocean for the first time. He recaps what went down at Charli Burnett's party with Lala Kent (who was not invited). Raquel Leviss goes over to Ariana Madix's house to retrieve her Tupperware. They touch base on how the night before James had a very short fuse and that he was selfish over Raquel's nose job. James talks to Lala about Raquel's nose and she tells him he can't weigh in on any decision Raquel makes about her face. In his confessional, James reiterates that he was drawn to Raquel solely for her looks when they first met.


The Toms have a meeting with Lisa Vanderpump to talk about their new bar. Tom Sandoval goes into a long winded conversation about what their vision is for their new bar. LVP gives Sandoval the cliff notes on what he needs to say to their business partner.


Ariana goes to Brock Davies and Scheana Shay's apartment. It is revealed that Ariana and Scheana froze their eggs together and then Scheana got pregnant. Scheana pitches the idea to Ariana that they should both get surrogates at the same time. Ariana jokes that they must also be best friends.


Raquel confronts James about his outburst during the drinking game and his comment about her nose. James apologizes.


Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, and Katie Maloney-Schwartz meet with their business partner. Sandoval delivers the mission statement and their business partner calls it a word salad. Katie shines at the meeting.


Katie and Schwartz are throwing a fancy dress party. Katie brings up that Scheana was in a show called Femme Fatales that she starred in topless. Katie pushes Sandoval's buttons as he tells his friends how their business meeting went. Lala pulls Scheana aside and Scheana confronts Lala on being a mean girl after they agreed to move on. Scheana puts doubt on Lala's story that she genuinely cares about Scheana and her baby. Regardless, they make up. Lala's apology to Brock does not go over well. He says Lala gives backhanded apologies, and never learns anything from her bad behavior.


Schwartz goes over to Villa Rosa and gets to see LVP's basement. Schwartz confides in LVP that he has been sending his family money every month and money's getting tight with trying to open a new bar. He feels guilty about not being able to afford it all. LVP assures him that he has no obligation to his family, but getting the business up and running can bring the money in down the line.


Brock, Scheana, and Charli are doing a bar workout together. Brock describes it as a cross between ballet and torture. They fill Charli in on what happened at the party. Scheana tells Charli that she will always have her back. In her confessional, Charli says she questions any person who can talk badly about someone one day, then be their friend again the next and think that they won't behave the same way with her at some point.


The group meets out for drinks. Charli tells Katie, Scheana, Raquel and Ariana that the four of them have wikifeet pages--an accomplishment Charli takes very seriously. Charli suggests that they should sell pictures of their feet to raise money for Raquel's nose job. Lala checks in with Charli to make sure they are still good. Sandoval points out that Lala has been creating the fights with everyone. Lala doesn't take in the criticism and decides to repeat what Sandoval tells her back to him.

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