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I've Been Tan for Forty Years: Leave Your Emotions at the Cabin Door

The crew of the My Seanna is waking up with a hangover. Deckhand Rayna is still in disbelief that Lead Deckhand Jake has a fiancé. Jake explains he is non-monogamous. Second Stew Fraser likes Chief Stew Heather more now that she had fun the night before with the crew.


The crew is conspiring to get Third Stew Jess and Deckhand Wes together. Fraser complains that he has to take on some of Jess's duties on the boat. He brings his concerns to Heather, who agrees. Heather pulls Jess aside and Jess shares that her grandmother had a procedure and she's been worried.


Wes and Rayna are pushing back at Jake's attempt to get them to rush their work.


Fraser tells his coming out story to Jake. Fraser and his mom were driving back to university and a story came on the radio about a murderer who killed several people and ate some of them. His mom told him she would love him even if he ate people. He used that as an opportunity to tells his mom he is gay.


Fraser has lost his radio. Captain Lee's number one grievance with crew.


Captain Lee calls First Mate Eddie to the wheelhouse. He feels "if you can't run with the big dogs, best to keep your puppy ass on the porch", about Eddie's failure to get his crew ready to dock.


The third charter arrives and Captain Lee describes it as a group of people that you wouldn't expect to go together. The child of the group boards with a case handcuffed to his wrist and announces himself the "mini primary". He reveals his case is full of cash.


Fraser is still looking for his radio and recruits Heather to look with him for it.


The deck crew is playing with a soccer ball at the stern. It goes overboard and they radio Eddie to tell him. Eddie tells them if something stupid and nonconsequential goes overboard absolutely do not talk about it on the radio.


Fraser finds his radio in storage under the deck.


Heather retrains Jess on how to do cabins. Heather thinks cheap hotels do better.


Captain Lee has a very tan admirer among the charter guests. She even follows him to his cabin at the end of the night before he politely directs her downstairs.


The deck team doesn't secure the furniture and cushions blow overboard. Captain Lee has to chase them while the Chief Engineer John takes the tender out to retrieve him. First Mate Eddie is in shambles.




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